One Liner

One Liners:

but one that triggers…

3 Sides…

There are 3 sides of argument: Your Side, my side and the right side.

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

Cleverness...

" I am so clever that sometimes i don't understand a single word of what i am saying."

Strength Vs Weakness

" I couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder."

Replace...

"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."

Surprise...

" When i was born i was so surprised i didn't talk for a year and a half."

Menu...

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."

Restart...

"When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vaccum."

Argument...

" Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

Reaching the top...

"Ability is what will get you to top if the boss has no daughter."

Nothing...

"Doing nothing is very hard to do,you never know when you're finished."

Wrong Time...

"Many people quit looking for work when they find a job>".

Uniqueness...

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

Nothing...

"Who says nothing is impossible.I've been doing nothing for years."

Consultant...

"An Consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."

Best Policy...

"Honesty may be the best Policy, but it's important to remember that apparently

                                    by elimination.

Dishonesty is the second-best Policy."

Speed Of...

"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."